Got this from old timer Anil:
In the Afrikaans press today:
The story is told of a very rich Indian millionaire who went to Australia to watch his 'boys' play cricket. The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for ages, looking as unfriendly as he could manage.
At last he growled: "Have you got a criminal record?"
The Indian businessman smiled sweetly and said, "I am terribly sorry, Sir; unfortunately, I don't have one. Nobody told me that it was still a requirement to get into your good country."